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The scam playbook, decoded

33 terms for how money actually gets taken, and what the rules say you are owed afterwards. Every one links to a full definition with its primary source and audio.

Almost every one has the same three beats

  1. 1

    Contact you did not start

    A call, text, email, or message from someone you did not approach. The channel is interchangeable. The fact that they came to you is the constant.

  2. 2

    A reason to hurry

    A warrant, a suspended account, a closing window, a sick relative, an investment about to move. Urgency is not incidental to the con. It is the part that stops you checking.

  3. 3

    A payment that cannot come back

    Gift cards, wires, crypto, or an instant transfer to a stranger. These get requested because they are hard to reverse. A real bank, employer, or agency asking for one of these is the anomaly, not the routine.

Recognizing the third beat is usually faster than recognizing the story attached to it. The story is designed to be convincing. The payment method is a constraint the scammer cannot get around.

How they reach you

The opening move is always a message you did not ask for. The channel changes, the shape does not. Naming the channel is the fastest way to recognize one in progress.

The plays

The story told to get you moving. Most of these are decades old and simply changed costume when the technology changed. The details vary and the ask does not.

How the money actually leaves

This is the useful tell. Every one of these payment routes is hard or impossible to claw back, which is exactly why it gets requested. A legitimate organization asking for one of these is the anomaly, not the norm.

What you are owed when money leaves without your say-so

Being defrauded is not the same as consenting to a payment, and the rules distinguish between them. These four terms cover the federal rule for electronic transfers, the disputes it creates, and the card-network process that sits alongside it.

After identity theft

A separate track from a single stolen payment. When the target was your identity rather than one account, these are the mechanisms that exist for it.

Harder to hit, and how that gets picked

Account security terms, plus the attack built specifically to defeat the most common form of it. Worth knowing together, because one is the answer to the other.

Where to report it

Reporting will not usually get your money back, and it is worth doing anyway: it is how these operations get traced, and an identity theft report is the document lenders and credit bureaus ask you for later. Contact your bank or card issuer first, because the clock on a dispute starts when you tell them.

What this page is NOT

  • Not advice about your situation. This explains how these scams work and what the rules cover in general. It cannot tell you what to do about a specific transaction on your account.
  • Not a way to report anything or recover money. We are an education site with no account access and no relationship with your bank. Nothing you submit here reaches anyone. The reporting section above lists where a report actually goes.
  • Not legal advice on your rights. Regulation E and the card-network chargeback rules are real and they have real limits, conditions, and deadlines. Those live on the term pages with their citations, and a lawyer is the person who applies them to your case.
  • Not a complete list. These are the plays common enough to be worth naming. New variants appear constantly, and the three beats above outlast any list we could keep current.
  • Not a judgment. These scripts are tested on thousands of people before they reach you, and they are built to work on attentive, competent adults having a bad day. Being caught by one is not evidence about your intelligence.

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